Bloat

"I Will Always Be The Honey Badger" (iwillalwaysbethehoneybadger) 01/17/2018 at 12:43 • Filed to: None

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It’s real. Come on, who over-inflated the Chevy? Did they use expanding foam instead of modeling clay in the studio?

Textured Soy Protein > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 12:59

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That’s not bloat, it’s sculpting.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 13:09

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Where’s the rest of those truck beds?

Milky > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 13:11

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This is what gets me:

HammerheadFistpunch > Milky 01/17/2018 at 13:12

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short people?

HammerheadFistpunch > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 13:13

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I really don’t like high hoods. I can’t imagine it needs it from a space perspective and its not helping from a looks perspective.

Milky > HammerheadFistpunch 01/17/2018 at 13:19

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I think they’re just people.

diplodicus > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 13:25

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You could swap all the Ram badges to GMC and I’d totally believe it. Something about that design just really screams GMC to me.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 14:06

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Wow, the big 3's trucks or an amazing progression in bloat! The F-150 looks downright slender by comparison. And it’s no lightweight, despite its aluminum body.

FSI > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 14:17

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Chevrolet just green lit the design that will look outdated the most in a decade by overstyling the Silverado (and making it ugly). The only thing missing is a floating roof. Thankfully they didn’t add that.

cluelessk > HammerheadFistpunch 01/17/2018 at 14:23

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Big means better to a lot of truck buyers.

It’s the reason so many people drive trucks that could get by with a car.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Milky 01/17/2018 at 14:29

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Looks competitive. Nipple-shoulder height hoods are the new standard!

HammerheadFistpunch > cluelessk 01/17/2018 at 14:32

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Is it? Maybe they just want to drive a truck

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2018 at 14:51

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They’re not needed since they’re used like cars instead of trucks

Shift24 > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 15:59

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As a chevy guy, damn that thing is ugly. Still not a fan of the F150 but dat Ram... Going up to detroit this weekend and will get a feel for the big 3 but if I were in the market for a new truck, sad to say, FCA would get my money.

Shift24 > diplodicus 01/17/2018 at 16:02

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See i feel more Tundra and new Ranger

Pickup_man > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 01/17/2018 at 16:23

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I can’t get over the rear door length on the Ram, it’s longer than the front. Must be trying to claim the title of most rear leg room, but we reached the point (all the way back in ‘09 actually) where even a tall person can stretch out in the back of the cab, so what’s the point? Maybe it has reclining rear seats, which is something I’m amazed no one does (except Ram, and only in the HD Mega cab trucks). there’s plenty of room in modern crew cabs to put the seats on a rail and make them recline at least a little.

The F-150, while still not a small truck, looks downright small and sculpted compared to the Ram and the Chevy Behemoth.

The Silverado just keeps getting uglier every time I see it.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Milky 01/17/2018 at 16:40

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i mean the trailboss does have a 3 inch factory lift on it

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 01/17/2018 at 16:43

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where would you prefer the hood on a pick up truck though? at the waist? even the hood on my 04 explorer comes up to my chest

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/17/2018 at 16:44

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you can still get 8 foot beds if thats something you need. but at autoshows they always bring out what will appeal to the majority of buyers which are crew cabs with 5.5-6.5 foot boxes

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 01/17/2018 at 17:02

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Were do I personally want the hood height?

I don’t think you want my answer...

Milky > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 01/17/2018 at 19:06

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The brown and blue trucks don’t.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > HammerheadFistpunch 02/03/2018 at 01:17

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If they just wanted to drive a truck, Colorados would probably outsell Silverados 2-1.

Vimto > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger 02/03/2018 at 09:07

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The greenhouse looks awful, check out that plastic insert in the c-pillar to make it appear slimmer than it is. What a mess.